What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 11:21

A View to a Kill
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Why are European countries warning European travelers to be careful traveling to the United States?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
The Man with the Golden Gun
How was cancer treatment different in the US and the UK?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-J W Pepper
Why do so many autistic adults deal with self-hatred?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
What is the dirtiest thing you have allowed your husband to do?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Dr No
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-All the bad guys are black.
Octopussy
Live and Let Die
What is the word for truth and its meaning in Koine Greek?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Goldfinger
You Only Live Twice
How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?
From Russia With Love
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
What would have happened if Shin was a good movie instead of a bad one?
Diamonds Are Forever
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”She is very sexyful!”
Moonraker
-”Ah so!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.